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That is some enlarger you've got there.

Today I got penis enlargement spam from one "Louisa Fleming" (note the name) with the subject line:

I gained 1 inch in 10 days.

Hmm.

I found this especially interesting:

This product gives me bursting confidence and electric sexual energy and makes me feel like I can lift up a Mac Truck with my pinky finger.

I used to be shy around girls and always
scared of what they would say when I pulled
down my pants. Now I'm the one in control.

Hmmmmmm.