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Cheez Built into the OS.

Scobleizer: Microsoft Geek Blogger

I'm playing with some secret new technology that makes the tech blogging world even flatter. Not from Microsoft (the inventor asked me to keep it quiet until he's ready to release it). But, it totally is going to change how I blog (and it really already has although I can't change my style until you all get it too). It brought me Leslie's blog, for instance.

I've been playing with an enormous piece of Sekrit Cheez. It is transparent cheez, but also citizen cheez upon which an entrely new model of sekrit citizen cheezmaking will be based. It will change the way you use Sekrit Transparent Cheez. I wish I could tell you more about it, but I pinky-NDA'd it.

But the MSSCM (MainStream Sekrit Cheezmakers) will yay verily be brought way low by the majesty and PopulistTrain power of my milestoned, corner-turning, discussion-ending SekritCheeeeez.

It even has a format: SCML (Sekrit Cheez Markup Language)

I probably won't be able to even think about it until it is "announced" at SekritTransparentCheezDex next month. So don't bug me till then.

Or as Shelley puts it:

I’ve always thought that alluding to ’secrets’ that others aren’t privileged to know is a conversation killer, but that’s beside the point.

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It even has a format: SCML (Sekrit Cheez Markup Language)

if IsCheez = "True" then
goto sub SekretTest
else
UserIsDinosaur = "True"
end if

sub SekretTest

If isSekritCheez = "True"
then UserIsNerd = "True"
else
tooMuchFreeTime = "False"
end if

end sub

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Hey, I'm getting the hang of this. Let me know if you need my consulting expertise for the O'Reilly book.