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March 28, 2003

Hasta la vista, baby

Via MeFi, X-RAY

No great commentary, but it's a hoot. Worth a look.

No tote bag, sorry

rebecca's pocket:

The Mirror Project has reached its goal. Daypop still needs help, and All Consuming needs funds to move to a dedicated server. Please help keep the independent Web alive.

Hey, it's the Web equivalent of pledge drives!

Iraq-o-meter

Via Boing Boing, IRAQ-O-METER

Useful for hard numbers though I'm not sure what this is using for sources. The lack of Allied/Coalition/US casualties seems a blatant omission to me as well, but YMMV...Requires Flash.

March 27, 2003

Convenience Fish

Weight Watchers recipe cards, circa 1974

These are pretty amazing. This is when dieting was dieting, folks. WW meant suffering. Don't miss the Fluffy Mackerel Pudding, the Snappy Mackerel Casserole (heh), Jellied Tomato Refresher (I had no idea they needed refreshment), Fish "Tacos" (wink, wink) and, of course, the hopelessly optimistic "Rosy Perfection Salad."

Though I can also think of a number of scenarios deserving of the moniker "Frankfurter Spectacular."

March 25, 2003

Blogshit

What lately is bothering me about the tech industry, weblogs, etc etc is not so much that it's about smart people. Smart people I like being around. The problem is how much of it is about smart people being arrogant self-absorbed assholes, all constantly trawling for the least opportunity to declare you stupid and them smart. It's such a fucking pain, it's so destructive to productivity, and I'm sick of it. It may just be where I've been working lately, but enough with the namedropping, the snarkiness, the bullshit. And before I forget, ":)".

March 22, 2003

Note to self

I decided to remind myself of this here: check out event-based filters in Trillian Monday. Seen via LazyWeb.

March 21, 2003

How soon can I start?

php, my sql, linux guru

Doesn't this sound like a great job situation? (craigslist nyc, all spelling sic)

guru needed to revers engineer browser based application and update some functions, I have most of the files but newer files are encrypted by my it guy who I am looking to fire.full time it position possible

Accident prone

In other non-hating-America-so-much-your-eyeballs-begin-to-bleed-from-the-pressure-of-it-all (try searching for that on Google and see what you get) news, I have managed to injure myself again. Stepping from a cab to the curb the night before last, my body decided to achieve a yoga posture commonly known as "folding the ankle backwards underneath." Said ankle, the right, responded by doing a passable imitation of a bonsai softball (which I guess would be a baseball, come to think of it). I am working from home with a blueice on my ankle and pledging to never again anger the transportation tiki gods - I either take the subway or ride my bike from now on. Probably riding the bike, given the current war status.

Blahg blahg blahg

Rebecca Blood on the Heritage Foundation blog spam effort:

This marks the end of an age of innocence for weblogs, far more than the Raging Cow incident ever did. I'm also of the opinion that both the product marketers and the idea marketers are vastly overrating the level of influence weblogs have attained.
u r 0\/\/|\|3d.

Moles wanted

Need Web Savvy Online Chat & Board Markteers

Looking for web-savvy individuals to going into promote products, services, editorial and events online in chat-rooms, message boards, newsgroups, mailing lists and e-mail.

Uck. At least they didn't mention blogs or blog comments ("Why do you hate America so much? Because we have Executed by America, this Sunday on FOX! You'll see them FRY.") . Yet.

March 20, 2003

And so it begins

From the quotes section of the latest Library Juice newsletter (recommended):

"We should not march into Baghdad. . . . To occupy Iraq would instantly shatter our coalition, turning the whole Arab world against us, and make a broken tyrant into a latter-day Arab hero . . . assigning young soldiers to a fruitless hunt for a securely entrenched dictator and condemning them to fight in what would be an unwinnable urban guerrilla war. It could only plunge that part of the world into even greater instability." - George Herbert Walker Bush, in his 1998 book _A World Transformed_

The world is now utterly changed.

March 19, 2003

A kinder, simpler Java

SLACKERBIT.CH: Welcome to Java hell

But Jesus, this whole XML crap you have to wade through to get Apache Tomcat (or Jakarta, or Catalina, or whatever it is called today) running is just a big pain in the ass. All I want to do is install one JSP and one Servlet, so we can run some tests on it. But I cannot find the documentation on how to do that.

This one I know. There are times when all of Java seems determined to keep you from doing a thing simply. Very difficult to get in and hack around. I will be interested to see this supposed VB-killer (an app which is supposed to simplify Java dev, no link handy, you know how to Google) from Java One this spring.

Last test for now

OK, this should about do it. I grabbed a mail to MT script from slackerbit.ch,
and with a bit of work (some of which I still need to clean up) I am
now able to post to the Clam via email.I'm actually working on this
with an eye to using MT to blog CVS log messages. Anyway, it mostly works.

Yet another test

OK, almost there.

this is the most recent test, uh-huh

you know the drill

--
#!/usr/bin/env python
(lt, gt, at, dot) = ('<', '>', '@', '.')
print 'John Mignault', lt+'jbm'+at+'panix'+dot+'com'+gt
print lt+'http://www.panix.com/~jbm/snappy'+gt
quote = """Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?"""

When do we use the Batsignal?

And another thing: if the rest of the country is now back on Orange Alert, and NYC is almost undoubtedly a target, does that mean NY escalates to Code Red? I had wondered what exactly Red Alert entails, and according to this MeFi thread, it sounds like martial law - stay in your homes, all non-essential businesses (read: hospitals stay open) close down, though I know, I know, every businessman thinks his business is essential.

Definite tension

Well, there's definitely more security out there: this am as I got off the train in Grand Central, there were cops and National Guard on the platform watching everyone coming off the train. As we walked up the ramp to the GCT lower level, there were a couple of NYPD K-9 guys with dogs as well, standing in front of a line of people waiting to go down and board the empty train. Oddly enough, there was much less police presence in the subway station, leading me to think that maybe something was up on that platform. I felt both frightened and comforted by their presence.

Any opinions?

I am considering turning off anonymous comments. The "debate," if you can call it such, continues to rage over at 'why do you hate America so much?,' and I'm torn. On the one hand, I think that people should be able to express themselves anonymously with no fear of reprisal, and on the other, I sometimes wonder about the people leaving various comments. I mean, some people don't even leave a fake handle. Anybody care one way or the other?

March 17, 2003

Upgrade dance

In my eternal quest to stay semi-current, I have upgraded to MT 2.63. Looks like interesting new features.

March 14, 2003

McDesperate

An update to the last post: McDonald's to offer wireless Internet:

In a further sign of the spread of wireless Internet technology, McDonald's restaurants in three U.S. cities will offer one hour of free high-speed access to anyone who buys a combination meal. Ten McDonald's in Manhattan will begin offering wireless WiFi, or 802.11b, Internet access on Wednesday, McDonald's spokeswoman Lisa Howard said.

This could eventually become a loss-leader, but for now major corporations are going to see this as a premium and find some way to charge for it. Free access with a meal is the simplest and most obvious model that they could come up with and still cover their costs. Though it would have been smarter to offer additional time for a little less money instead of having to purchase another meal. Not to mention healthier.

So when are they going to put a few computers in the restaurants for their non-laptop toting customers? That'll be the day.

From this and some of their other recent announcements, McDonald's is obviously trying to go at least somewhat upscale. Given their recent slump, they're desperate for new markets. Not desperate enough to take the McVeggie national, but that's another story.

March 5, 2003

More like the pay phone

The Doc Searls Weblog : Wednesday, March 5, 2003

Plenty of hotels, coffee shops, libraries, universities and whole cities are already providing free wi-fi for the same reason they provide street lights and public restrooms. None of those are free either — except to the users who expect them for exactly that price.

So here's your take-away quote: Think of pay-fi as the Net's equivalent of the pay toilet.

Yeah, but I have the feeling that if Starbucks starts giving away Wi-Fi, all they're going to do is just add a quarter onto coffee prices. That money's going to come from somewhere. And in NYC at least, you don't use the restroom without making a purchase. Though Starbucks in this case might actually be the exception; I think you can duck into theirs for free.

I know this world is killing you

Scripting News

Register: MS aims at Linux with $399 Server.

When I saw this, I thought, "Interesting, they're going to try to compete with a cheap server appliance."

That's for the software, kids. They apparently left out the and misses from that headline.

March 4, 2003

Isn't extreme milk a oxymoron?

Dr Pepper in blog astroturf campaign | Metafilter

And TNLNYC? How about all the people who go to tech conferences and blog about the wonderful new toys from [insert company here], without bothering to mention that between the company-provided travel, lodging, and giveaway goodies they've received between hundreds and thousands of dollars for their "unbiased" opinion? (I especially love it when those same people talk about how much more independent and trustworthy they are than traditional journalists.) Anyone who thinks Dr. Pepper is the first company to use blogs for marketing hasn't been paying attention.

Exactly what I've been saying all along, probably better put. Most if not all of the BigTechBlogs need to get the (b)logs out of their eyes.

Look, blogs are becoming commercial. There's no getting around it. Advertising will subvert and adapt anything it can find for the purposes of capitalism. I'm not sure that anyone should be surprised at this as blogs increased in popularity. Wasn't one of the purposes of Pyra to find a commercial niche of weblogs by repurposing them as a corporate communications tool? (Probably even more so now given the Google deal.)

No one remembers history - there have been many such "imminent death of [insert your fave here, has been Usenet, the web, internet] predicted" since the Net began. The end of the no commercial use policy, the AOL arrival, banner ads, you name it. All provoked a "there goes the neighborhood, they're ruining it" hue and cry. And yet the Web still appears to be here. Is the Raging Cow site the death of weblogs? No, not at all. Is it the mainstreaming of them? Definitely. Big media is a Borg. It doesn't annihilate, it assimilates.