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November 30, 2006

Arr Mess Mess

He hasn't gone on the unsub yet (he's teetering, like he'd care; but the whole "dude, schools just oppress rebel geniuses like me" tack is starting to wear thin) but can someone explain to me why Doc "School is Fer Fools" Searls' RSS feed is such a mess? It seems to work by accretion; every time he posts a new entry, you get an entry in the feed with a really crappy title element (title of the top entry in asterisks followed by the first few words) followed by every entry he's posted that day. It really does suck. Hardly good advertising for the Pissy Orange Heart Patient God's major life achievement.

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November 24, 2006

Yet another health post

Sometime readers of this blog may remember that I do share one thing with Jeff Jarvis - I have atrial fibrillation. Fortunately, I have the paroxysmal variety, and even more fortunately, I know when I'm in afib, but it's still an incredible pain in the butt - I need to take Coumadin, and when I get attacks, they're not dangerous but my heart speeds up and beats very irregularly, I get short of breath, and I sweat profusely. On Tues, I went to Columbia Presbyterian to have a electro-physiology study and catheter ablation. It went pretty well, the doctors took a different and somewhat more aggressive approach than the last one I'd had, which worked for about a year. The afib returned in April of this year, right about the time I started my new job. This time, they burned tissue on both sides of the heart (having done only the right side the last time), and deeper (to create scar tissue) than the last time. It's a long procedure - you're on the table for about 8 hours, the first 5 sedated but awake while they map the electrical regions of the heart to isolate the afib-causing nodes. It's pretty cool, you're on this table next to a bank of 8 large monitors, while the doctors operate joysticks to manipulate the catheters. You can almost forget that it's your heart they're probing.

When it was time to do the actual ablation, they put me under; though, oddly enough, I woke for part of it, which was some of the worst pain I have ever felt. It went well; the only problem was I developed an enormous hematoma afterwards, which has resulted in a left leg so ugly I can barely bring myself to look at it. You haven't lived until you've had 2 very strong-handed doctors massaging your bruise to break up and redistribute the blood. I screamed several times, resulting in profuse apologies from the doctors; I'd scream again, and they'd apologize again; finally I just said "Just do what you have to do and don't mind my screaming." The burns were so strong that my chest ached every time I inhaled for a couple days, which is a very odd feeling. I am home recuperating comfortably, and was at the head of the table carving the unTurkey yesterday. I'm getting a little better every day. I've also been in sinus rhythm ever since. Keep your fingers crossed.

I'd also like to take this opportunity to say that Columbia Presbyterian is by far and away the best hospital I've been in. Every single person I dealt with was cheerful and took pride in their work. The nurses were humorous, sympathetic and responsive. And get this, I have finally found a hospital that does. vegan. food. They didn't say "huh, what's that?" They brought me veggie burger and rice. They brought me sugar snap peas and rotini with marinara. Whee.

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The 6:40 local to Stamford

Tom Watson: All Tickets, Please

Looking from one car to its neighbor in the darkness, the dim light shows the other riders. A red car: are those New Haven people really different from me? They seem to read the same newspapers. They seem to snooze and lean on the windows. And they seem to stare back, wondering about those Harlem Line types and their lives in Fleetwood and Tuckahoe and North White Plains.
Until I changed jobs in April I commuted on the New Haven line for 8 years. Aside from my bitterness at the Blue Lines getting the nice new cars while we were stuck with old junky ones, the train was quite often a respite from the craziness of working in the city and living in the suburbs. He gets the commute exactly right. Read it.

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November 20, 2006

A five-letter-word meaning "gourmet."


Carfree Family: A Real Omnivore's Dilemna

Philosophically, I think we should be involved in the butchering of any animal we eat -- or, if we eat meat at all, then we should at least face the prospect of butchering occasionally. Environmentally and ethically, we should not be buying meat from animals raised in factory-farm conditions. Admittedly, I still buy hamburger from the supermarket from time to time. The coop is too far away for my ability to plan ahead. I also buy salami and pepperoni from Trader Joe's. (And while I'm confessing my imperfections, I buy marshmallows for an occasional hot chocolate treat, and then eat them behind my kids' backs). But we are largely vegetarian. Raising animals in the back yard makes me feel like being more so.

This whole post is well worth reading, and speaks to me of a much deeper engagement with the ethics of meat-eating than what seems to be turning into "I've read Michael Pollan, so I've dealt with it." Ideally, you would think that the logical and ultimate expression of "local" would be to grow or kill it in your own backyard (how much more local can you get?) but more and more the local food "movement" is becoming another marketing term for people who can't quite admit their yuppiehood to themselves, i.e., your "heirloom/heritage" turkey allows you to look down your nose at the poor fool who had to make do with a (gasp) butterball. The surest sign I've seen of this so far is the NYT's sheer swoon over Stone Barn at Blue Hills, a quite expensive restaurant run on the grounds of a "sustainable" farm in Westchester. Almost not a week goes by without a mention of it in the Sunday Westchester section. It's sad. First "organic" gets stripped of almost any meaning, then "local."

Rant finished - you should go read the post.

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November 10, 2006

Another one down; 485 to go

Latest to go on the unsub: What Do I Know, the blog of Mac fanboy and design nerd Todd Dominey. Another now-sporadic blogger whose blog mostly now consists of ads for his latest work as a cutting-edge Flash (think "jumbo shrimp") guy at Turner (yawn,) he finally put me over the edge by captioning this picture of soon-to-be-ex Senator Rick Santorum's concession speech as "Best photo ever:"

I'm glad Santorum lost, but making fun of his rightfully upset kid is cruel and consigns you to the asshole heap.

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Transparently killer, dude


The hot thing at Web 2.0 Summit: Photosynth « Scobleizer - Tech Geek Blogger

When I arrived at the Palace Hotel at least 10 people walked up to me and asked “did you see the Photosynth demo?”

By the end of the day it was very clear that Photosynth was the killer app of the Web 2.0 Summit and you can download it now. More on the Photosynth blog.


Obviously killer, and very weblike in spirit and execution.



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November 9, 2006

Another customer service vignette

When we bought the new car, one of the things we needed to do was transfer the EZ-Pass from my old car to the new. For those of you outside the NY Metro area, an EZ-Pass is a little transponder you attach to your car's windshield. It allows you to drive through toll booths without having to stop and give money to the tollbooth attendant, making toll stops much quicker. Well, the EZ-Pass attaches to your car's windshield with some industrial-strength velcro, except it's not really velcro, it's these hard plastic interlocking mushrooms that, unlike hook-and-loop Velcro, are the same on both faces of the tape. They have to be aligned before they'll go together, and when they do, they click together in a very solid, satisfying way.

Well, I needed new EZ-Pass MegaMushroomVelcro for the new car, as the old MMV had gone away with the windshield of the 89 Golf when it was towed by the ADA (Donation.) Thinking that the MTA was the place to go, I went. And found no mention anywhere on that site of where or how to get new Velcro. There was an account area, but you needed to know your account number in order to get access. Not your name, not your zip. Your account number. Which is either on your bill, or on your EZ-Pass, neither of which most people have readily to hand. You'd think that they'd let you log in by name.

I ended up buying it on eBay for 7 bucks.

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November 6, 2006

Critical thunking


The Doc Searls Weblog : Friday, November 3, 2006

Back in the earliest Seventies, WBAI in New York ran a radio play set on a surreal planet where everybody spoke in gambling language. "I'll lay five on the chance that Jane isn't coming through with the Fleebus deal." "Let's short this. We're not getting anywhere." Stuff like that. I don't remember the dialog, just how it showed how it's possible to get totally caught up in one way of thinking and talking about things.
In some ways Cluetrain was a rant against the way too many of us thought and talked about the Internet at the height of the dot-com madness — all that stuff about portals and malls and stickiness and eyeballs. A lot of that thinking, that language, was driven by a tsunami of venture money.

Six of one, half a dozen of the other. What is the eternal mantra-like repetition ad far past nauseam of "markets are conversations" but the meristocrats' getting caught up in "one way of thinking and talking?" No fundamentalist - of any stripe, venture or triumphalist - likes thinking critically.

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A hard line


Tom Watson: Dear Governor-Elect Spitzer...

Yet the Working Families Party clearly wants to keep the State Senate in Republican hands. That's why it's voted "no endorsement" in the crucial rematch between Nicholas Spano and Andrea Stewart-Cousins, when its endorsement of the Republican Spano pushed him over the top in their first race. That's why it's endorsed Republicans like John DeFrancisco, Dale Volker, and George Maziarz - all of who received dead-solid F's in the Drum Major Institute's five-year legislative scorecard measuring votes on issues vital to the middle class.
I have always voted the WFP line when possible, and had been planning on doing so this year as well. As a matter of fact, I had just said to my wife and a friend, discussing the election, (right after "Vote straight Democratic," which in NY this year is pretty much a no-brainer) "And vote for them on the Working Families line where possible." But then I ran across this post. Vote Dem, but forget the Working Families line. I like my progressives progressive.

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November 3, 2006

Death of corporate media, film at 11


The future of TV?

I mentioned last week that I thought TV would hold up against the "DIY" juggernaught, but I could be wrong - there's a lot of extra cost mentioned above. How much do you really need, if you just want to capture a scene, and are willing to use actors who don't have egos the size of Montana?

I don't know the answer - I suspect know one does, yet - but there are tons of amateur and semi-pro actors around - many of them are doing part time local theater. Would they be willing to do full-time drama for a lot less than the cost for (insert star here)? I expect the answer is yes.


The only problem I see with this thesis is the assumption that the part-time actor will continue to do full-time drama for low cost and not see this as their big break. Quite often the enormous ego is already fully formed and what is sought is the chance to justify it. There are already some pretty damn big egos in the boogersphere, many of which have this same sort of arrogance. They remind me of the same sort of prima donnas I used to see in the media business; it's just the meristocrats don't (yet) have the job from which they can wield the arrogance. I think it also points out a problem with user-whatever-citizen-content-it-is-this-week: the cognitive dissonance between the pure meritocracy canard and the fact that many of the loudest "populist" voices have used the whateversphere as a sort of minor-leagues for big media. Look at the increasingly slicker production values we're seeing in vlogging and podcasting. The main difference between todays 'DIY' culture and earlier examples such as zines, for instance, is that I don't remember there being such a careerist aspect to zines - the idea wasn't to garner enough attention to attract major media attention, the idea was to stay outside the corporate media world. There is an embarrasingly venal self-consciousness you see in online media. Make magazine, from a big corporate publisher, mars good project ideas with cutesey branding ("Makers") and boingboing-esque self-congratulation. Most of the blogosphere, with some notable exceptions, wants that zine smell and those media bucks.

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November 1, 2006

Former faux vegans everywhere

From a caption on Battle Foie Gras -- megnut.com

A former vegan savors his bite

I imagine this is another one of those vegans who eat fish 5 times a week. You know, because they enjoy it.

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